best of schmidt // season 1 (part one)
'I'm like a sexual snowflake.' Hahaha
I don’t have enough money for my basic needs.
Working 40+ hours just to pay my rent
Now I don’t even have a single cent
Tuition is high, I gotta pay for books
Oh i’m so broke and I don’t wanna look
I popped open my wallet, no funds to count
my credit declined and my check just bounced
Oh, there daddy, daddy betta bring that TAP
Oh, baby, baby where my FASFA at?
“If I don’t remember who I am, then who’s to say I’m not a princess or a duchess or a whatever she is… Right?”
OH MY GOODNESS HE EVEN DID THE HAND THING
YOU NEED THIS ON YOUR DASH
OMGGGGGG!!! Cutie!! I’m gonna keep you.