June 2013
“Books fall open, you fall in.”
—David T.W. McCord (via natural-magics)
“Two things define you. Your patience when you have nothing, and your attitude when you have everything.”
—Unknown (via ikenbot)
MOM HANDED ME A BIG ENVELOPE SAYING I GOT IT IN THE MAIL AND BEING A SMART ASS I SAID ‘WHAT IS IT FROM THE PRESIDENT’ AND IT’S FROM THE FUCKING WHITE HOUSE
APPARENTLY THEY SENT THIS BACK BECAUSE I WAS A SHIT AND INVITED THEM TO MY HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATION
My mom used to write smutty Kirk/Spock fanfiction back in the 80’s so I’m like a second generation smut writer.
so you’re the next generation smut writer
i liked the page for my school’s lgbt* center on facebook and my mom just sent me a message that said
“now all of china knows you’re queer”
please deliver this reply to your mother:
“perfect”
she laughed so hard i think she exploded
